116 Funny diet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Doughnut deprived of its bling! 🍩😱 Who knew dieting could be so cruel? Stay strong, sprinkle-less warrior! 💪 #DoughnutDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we'll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal salad dilemma – when does it transform from a bed of healthy greens to a sneaky delivery vehicle for crispy, delicious bacon? 🥗🥓🤔 Let's just say, if you need to go hunting for lettuce amongst the bacon bits, you might have crossed that 'salad' line!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

  Commentary:
  "Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' 🍔🍩🏃‍♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles"

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