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5 months ago
Share →: “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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"Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Commentary:
"Looks like patience weighs more than we thought! 🤣 Maybe try a 'lose your patience' diet next time, it seems more effective! 🍩🕰️ #DietFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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"Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book 📚, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. 🍔🛋️ #BrainVsBelly"
5 months ago
Share →: The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'sleeping diet' – truly a groundbreaking weight loss strategy! 😴🍳 Who knew that catching some Z's after breakfast could be the secret to sticking to your diet? Goodnight, diet goals. Hello, dreamland! 🌟#SleepingBeautifying"
5 months ago
Share →: Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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🤣👖 Who needs pants anyway? The ultimate diet hack – skip pants, avoid tightness! Say goodbye to uncomfortably snug waistbands and hello to freedom! Get ready to live your best pants-less life! #PantsFreeDiet 🚫👖
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Commentary:
"Looks like Halloween was not just spooky, but also sneaky with those extra pounds! 🎃👻 Time to banish those ghoulish gains and start fresh. Who knew trick-or-treating could be such a treat for the scale? 😆💪"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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"Who says you're gaining weight? You're simply a candy connoisseur, engaging in the sweet science of candy retention instead! 🍬🍭 Embrace the sweetness within you and keep on retaining candy with pride! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Commentary:
Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Commentary:
"Who needs groceries when you can have a full tank of gas to drive away from your hunger pains? 🚗💨 #GasIsTheNewGroceries"
5 months ago
Share →: Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Commentary:
"Comfort food is like a warm hug for your taste buds, until it decides to give you a bear hug around your waistline! 🍔🙈 Remember, too much comfort can lead to snug pants! 😂"