14 Funny doors quotes — Wordgag ツ

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

2 weeks ago

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

2 weeks ago

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

2 weeks ago

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

2 weeks ago

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

2 weeks ago

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

2 weeks ago

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

2 weeks ago

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

2 weeks ago

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

3 weeks ago

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

3 weeks ago

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

3 weeks ago

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

2 months ago2 months ago

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

3 months ago3 months ago

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

3 months ago3 months ago