Funny doors quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

  Commentary:
  Every time I wait in front of those doors, I feel like I'm auditioning for an invisible friend's club! 🚪🤦‍♂️😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of the elevator door dance! The perfect blend of strategy, speed, and a dash of mischief. 🕺💨 Who knew such a mundane task could become a competitive sport? Just remember, timing is key, and victory tastes sweeter with an empty elevator ride! 😄🚪 #ElevatorGames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy car alarm when you have the ultimate automatic radio DJ and valet service provided by the potholes in town? 🕺🚗🎶 Just sit back, relax, and let the roads take care of your car's entertainment and security needs! 😂 #PotholePerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

  Commentary:
  "Who else feels misled by our childhood expectations? I was fully prepared for a life of dodging secret passageways, but all I got was the ol' weight gain and existential dread combo deal 🤷‍♂️🔮 Keep calm and watch out for that quicksand, folks! It might just be disguised as your daily responsibilities 😉 #AdultingProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the profound wisdom of doors – always teaching us life lessons in their own unique way! 🚪💡 Remember, if at first the door doesn't open, try again. And again. And maybe a few more times just for good measure. Persistence is key, folks! 🔑😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' innocent game of ding-dong-ditch 🚪🏃‍♂️ has certainly evolved in modern times! Now, if you hear a knock on your door and find no one there, don't be too quick to blame mischievous kids – it might just be your friendly neighborhood Amazon driver on a stealthy delivery mission! 📦🕵️‍♂️ Just make sure to check for your package before chasing after them

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