17 Funny doors quotes

• Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

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  1 day ago

  air, door, doors, fear, floating, humor, i, just, realization

• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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  2 days ago

  advent, advent calendar, calendar, cupboard, cupboard door, door, doors, eating, food, holiday, humor, i, just, opening, snack, surprise

• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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  2 days ago

  across, door, doors, game, gap, gaps, girlfriend, humor, i, level, lever, love, me, open, pull, puzzle-solving, relationship, throw, tiny, tiny girlfriend, video, video game

• Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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  3 days ago

  alien, aliens, door, doors, Earth, extraterrestrial, fly, humor, joke, lock, past, safety, space

• Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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  3 days ago

  automatic, automatic door, delay, door, door delay, doors, dumb, embarrassment, enough, everyday, everyday life, fast, humor, impatience, life, me, open, social, social embarrassment

• My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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  4 days ago

  anyone, before, close, competition, doors, elevator, else, hobby, humor, interaction, social, social interaction, trying, waiting

• I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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  5 days ago

  awkward, awkward moment, complicated, confusion, door, doors, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, irony, life, moment, pull, pull door, push, push door, relationship

• The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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  5 days ago

  change, city, doors, driving, humor, pothole, radio, station, transportation

• When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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  5 days ago

  along, before, close, door, doors, humor, inspirational, irony, lock, prevention, security, window, Windows

• Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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  6 days ago

  advice, doors, humor, life, life advice, lot, me, motivation, open, pull, push, wordplay, words

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