16 Funny doors quotes

• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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  3 weeks ago

  advent, advent calendar, calendar, cupboard, cupboard door, door, doors, eating, food, holiday, humor, i, just, opening, snack, surprise

• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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  3 weeks ago

  across, door, doors, game, gap, gaps, girlfriend, humor, i, level, lever, love, me, open, pull, puzzle-solving, relationship, throw, tiny, tiny girlfriend, video, video game

• Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, door, doors, Earth, extraterrestrial, fly, humor, joke, lock, past, safety, space

• Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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  2 months ago

  automatic, automatic door, delay, door, door delay, doors, dumb, embarrassment, enough, everyday, everyday life, fast, humor, impatience, life, me, open, social, social embarrassment

• My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, before, close, competition, doors, elevator, else, hobby, humor, interaction, social, social interaction, trying, waiting

• I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, complicated, confusion, door, doors, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, irony, life, moment, pull, pull door, push, push door, relationship

• The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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  2 months ago

  change, city, doors, driving, humor, pothole, radio, station, transportation

• When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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  2 months ago

  along, before, close, door, doors, humor, inspirational, irony, lock, prevention, security, window, Windows

• Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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  2 months ago

  advice, doors, humor, life, life advice, lot, me, motivation, open, pull, push, wordplay, words

• My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adulthood, believe, childhood, door, doors, dread, existential, existential dread, expectations, gain, humor, ID, irony, lava, led, me, passageway, quicksand, secret, secret passageway, serum, trap, trap door, truth, truth serum, weight, weight gain

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