Commentary:
Embracing my inner "light police"โdim the lights, shut the door, and shh… adults need their peace! ๐๐ช๐๐ก
14 Funny doors quotes
A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.
When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.
Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.
Automatic doors that donโt open fast enough make me look dumb.
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.
I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! ๐ช๐ญ It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธ #PushPullPro
The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.
When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.
Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might ๐คฆโโ๏ธ. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! ๐ช๐ #WordPlay #PushAndPull"