13 Funny doors quotes — Wordgag ツ

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

3 days ago3 days ago

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

2 months ago2 months ago

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

2 months ago2 months ago

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

5 months ago5 months ago

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Feb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Feb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Feb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Jan 28, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Jan 26, 2025

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Jan 26, 2025

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Jan 24, 2025

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Jan 24, 2025