Funny doors quotes

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025