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Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Making waves on Twitch:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Reported on TikTok:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Going viral on Reddit:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Live now on Slack:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Live now on YouTube:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Trending via Telegram:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Trending via Snapchat:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Going viral on Reddit:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Seen just now on Discord:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Freshly posted on X:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Spotted on Threads:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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