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6 months ago
Share →: Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Commentary:
"Unleashing the hidden treasures of the earth, one never-ending pile of laundry at a time! 🌎🧺 Who knew being an Earth explorer could also mean mastering the art of folding fitted sheets? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality
6 months ago
Share →: Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Commentary:
"Happy Earth Day! 🌍🎉 Who knew getting older could make you so hot? 🔥😉 Here's to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) 😄 #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Commentary:
"💎 Diamond may be tough, but it's no match for the unyielding fortitude of a husband's stubborn head! 💪🤣 Who knew love could be so rock-solid? 🤦‍♂️ #StubbornHusbands #TougherThanDiamonds"
6 months ago
Share →: My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a case of the 'worldly' arms! 🌍💪 Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! 🌎😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Commentary:
Looks like Earth just can't escape the drama! 🌎😢 Who needs a psychic when you've got a front-row seat to the cosmic show of emotions right here on good old planet Earth? 😂 #CosmicComedy
6 months ago
Share →: It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Commentary:
"Who needs aliens when we've got humans to deal with, am I right? 👽🌎 #OutOfThisWorldDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Commentary:
"If I were a billionaire, forget Mars, I'd have everyone else waving goodbye from my rocket-built private island in outer space! 🚀🏝️ #SpaceAintBigEnoughForUsAll"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Commentary:
"Maybe we should bring back the 'send annoying people to the sun' policy for some eco-friendly decluttering 😂🚀 Less pollution on earth, more space in the universe! Time to launch a few rockets – adios, annoying Earthlings! 👋🌞"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Commentary:
"Looks like the space bar isn't cooperating with your intergalactic dreams 🌌 Keep pressing, maybe you'll reach the stars eventually! 🚀✨#EarthBound #SpaceBarFails"