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- My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
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- I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.
- If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.
- I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
- I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.
- My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
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