58 funny Earth quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Earth is hard.

Mar 30, 2026

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Mar 30, 2026

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Mar 29, 2026

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Mar 29, 2026

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Mar 28, 2026

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Mar 28, 2026

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Mar 28, 2026

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Mar 28, 2026

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Mar 28, 2026

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Mar 27, 2026

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Mar 27, 2026

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Mar 26, 2026

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Mar 26, 2026

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Mar 26, 2026

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Mar 26, 2026

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Mar 26, 2026

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Mar 26, 2026