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Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,373

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Going viral on X:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Live now on Reddit:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Going viral on Snapchat:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Making waves on Twitch:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Spotted on Threads:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Spotted on YouTube:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Breaking via Instagram:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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23 shares on Telegram this month:

That fight could’ve been an email.

70 shares on Discord this month:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

35 shares on Discord this month:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,386

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Trending via Messenger:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Making waves on Slack:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Spotted on Instagram:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Just shared via Discord:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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