Funny engine quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

  Commentary:
  Venturing beyond the first page of Google is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of the internet 😂🔍🌐

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  3 days ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

  Commentary:
  Who cares about a light when you're the king of the road? 🦁🚗💡

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

  Commentary:
  Revving up for a giggle-fueled adventure into the land of crazy! 🚗💨🤣

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

  Commentary:
  "Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

  Commentary:
  "I must have missed that software update… 🚗⚠️ Maybe I should trade in this model for a newer, more reliable model! 😅💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

  Commentary:
  Feeling anxious but lacking energy is like having a full tank of gas but no engine – ready to go but going absolutely nowhere! 🚗😅 Just remember, even a fancy car won't get far without that crucial engine! Keep calm and rev up that positive energy instead! 🚀💪 #YouGotThis

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the enigmatic engine light – the ultimate paradox! 🚗💡 Must be working overtime to keep us guessing! 😆 #CarTroubles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the plumber's not the only one who's good with pipes! 🚰🔧 Giving Google a run for its money, one review at a time! 😄👍 #PlumbingHumor #GoogleReviewRating"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, engine light! Don't stress out, we're all a little broken inside. If this car can keep going with its quirks, so can you! 💪🔧 Keep twinkling, you little warning light, you're not the boss of us!"

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