Funny engine quotes

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It's like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

"The engine light is on!" Yeah, that means it's working.

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025