11 Funny engine quotes

• Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

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  1 week ago

  app, app development, apple, coder, developer, developer program, development, engine, fee, growth, growth engine, humor, paying, program, secret, technology, vibe, vibe coder

• I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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  2 months ago

  consider, dark, dark web, engine, Google, Google result, humor, i, internet, internet humor, joke, online, online joke, page, result, results, search, search engine, second, web, web page

• The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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  2 months ago

  animal, car, check, check engine light, concern, engine, humor, light, lion, metaphor

• I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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  2 months ago

  before, crazy, energy, engine, fun, giggle, humor, i, laughter, motivation, start

• Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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  2 months ago

  30s, 40s, age, aging, car, check, check engine light, decade, engine, enjoy, health, humor, joke, life, life joke, light, midlife

• I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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  2 months ago

  dependency, engine, facts, Google, hope, humor, i, internet, know, knowledge, learning, maybe, never, search, search engine, six, technology, things

• My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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  2 months ago

  age, body, check, check engine light, engine, health, humor, light, maintenance, self-deprecation, year’s

• I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, energy, engine, exhaustion, frustration, full, gas, hate, having, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, tank

• “The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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  2 months ago

  car, engine, engine light, humor, light, maintenance, means, sarcasm, working

• My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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  2 months ago

  asked, engine, give, good, Google, humor, i, ID, joke, me, plumber, rating, review, search, search engine, thought, wit

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