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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

3 months ago

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

3 months ago

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

3 months ago

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

3 months ago

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

3 months ago

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

3 months ago