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Funny ET quotes

Funny ET quotes šŸš€šŸ‘½ bring a cosmic blend of humor and heart that’s out of this world! Whether you’re a fan of the adorable alien’s antics or just love a good laugh from space, these quotes will have you saying ā€œphone homeā€ with a smile šŸ˜„āœØ. Get ready to beam up some giggles and share the joy from beyond the stars! šŸŒŸšŸ“”

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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