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- Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?
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- Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.
- Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?
- You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
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Top Funny Ever Quotes 🔥
- If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.
- (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?
- It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.
- I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.
- Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.
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