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That sounds like a five-star Airbnb for kind souls! 🛏️💨🌧️
366 Funny ever quotes
Knowing a guy who knows a guy will genuinely take you further in life than a degree ever could.
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That's why networking is called making "connections" and not "degree-ing"! 😂🔌📚
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
If you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why I said a weird thing, just know, I am also thinking the same.
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Guess we're both left wondering why my brain decided to go on a solo adventure! 🤔😂
Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.
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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?
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When their brain is still al dente 🤔🍝🧠
Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.
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Feeling down but with a lifetime membership to the club 🤷♂️😅💔
I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.
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😂😴 I relate, my spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.
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🤔👻 "Probably! Remember the great 'Coffee Spill of '09'? Now *that* was terrifying!" ☕😱
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic