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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Please hesitate to reach out.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Spotted on X:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Live now on Twitch:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Breaking via X:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Trending via WeChat:

Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

Going viral on Telegram:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Shared recently on X:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Trending via YouTube:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

358 Funny ever quotes

Funny ever quotes are like the confetti of language, sprinkling a little buzz into the mundane. They’re the cheeky winks from history’s class clowns, the verbal high-fives that transform dull moments into laugh-out-loud memories. Whether you’re seeking a giggle, a snort, or a full-on belly laugh, these gems are your go-to. So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and dive into a world where words wear clown shoes and every punchline lands like a feather on your funny bone. Get ready to LOL and maybe even ROFL!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

79 shares on Slack this month:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

A Monday every week is excessive.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

94 shares on X this month:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You should be able to call in sad to work.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Breaking via Discord:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Going viral on Instagram:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Spotted on X:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Trending via Snapchat:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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