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Feeling down but with a lifetime membership to the club 🤷♂️😅💔
370 Funny ever quotes
I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.
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😂😴 I relate, my spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.
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🤔👻 "Probably! Remember the great 'Coffee Spill of '09'? Now *that* was terrifying!" ☕😱
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.
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"Ah yes, the movie where cinematic history meets accidental sunburns! ☀️😂🎬"
Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.
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This kid was really ahead of their time—dreaming of inboxes instead of ice cream trucks! 📧😄
You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.
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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.
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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine? 🌿🤖🌱
Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”
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Must be that pesky self-respect upgrade kicking in 😂💁♀️🔧
Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.
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Napping in jeans: the ultimate hardcore level of comfort! 😴👖🖤