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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

3 months ago

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

3 months ago

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

3 months ago

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

3 months ago

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

3 months ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

3 months ago