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6 months ago
Share →: If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Commentary:
📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"
6 months ago
Share →: God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Commentary:
Well, looks like even the Almighty has some bureaucracy to deal with! 📝😅 Just imagine God sitting behind a desk, sipping celestial coffee, and reviewing paperwork for 'divine interventions'. #HeavenlyRedTape
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'waiting for life-changing epiphanies in the comfort of my room' strategy 🤔🪞 Just your friendly reminder that life-changing moments don't always come knocking on your door… sometimes you gotta go out there and seize the day! 🌟💃 #VentureOut"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Commentary:
Oh December, we're all watching you 👀 Don't even think about slacking off with the holiday cheer 🎅🎄 Time to be good, or else… 🌟 #DecemberDemandsExcellence
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Commentary:
"Let's hope her selfie game is shockingly good! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Remember, compliments are a girl's best defense against electrocution, folks! 😉 #selfieprotection"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Commentary:
🔬 "Met a microbiologist once. They're a lot bigger than I imagined. Turns out, their world is just as tiny as the bacteria they study! 🦠 Who knew science could make a person feel so small yet so significant at the same time?"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Commentary:
"When someone tells you 'This too shall pass!' and you're just waiting there like a penguin staring at a melting ice cube… 🐧❄️ #WaitingForItToPass"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Commentary:
"Oh, the tragic tale of birthday expectations crashing down with the force of a thousand unmet wishes! 🎉💔 It's like planning a grand fireworks show only to end up with a single sad sparkler! 🎇😅 Remember, it’s not just about the party hats, but the memories you make…or the hilarious memes that come out of it! 😂🎈"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect mix of irony and social media struggles! 🥄👍 Now if only those spoons could bring in those precious likes! 😅 #MillennialProblems"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, it appears someone got the gourmet chocolate upgrade in the game of Life! 🍫💰 Who knew that chasing dreams would come with a side of sticker shock? Don't worry, you're not alone in this bougie box of surprises! 😄 #LifeGoals #ChocolateWoes