18 Funny fart quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Farting, but with eye contact.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you’re taking farting to a whole new level – now with eye contact 👁️💨! Nothing says "good manners" like asserting dominance in the most unconventional way possible. Next time, maybe throw in a wink for extra flair 😉.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we have a new executive chef in the office! 🍴👨‍🍳 Don't forget to savor the unique aroma of success…or maybe just open a window. 😂 #ChefOfTheYear

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️‍♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs security alarms when you have a natural defense system like that? 😱💨 Better hope your guests have strong noses and a good sense of humor! 😂 #PanicRoomActivated"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

  Commentary:
  "Let it rip like a true thunderstorm! 🌧️💨 Embrace the symphony of bodily sounds, for in the world of nature, even the rain ☔ needs a little thunder! Let your bladder be the sky and your fart the lightning! ⚡😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a gas-tastic quote! 💨😂 I mean, who knew being startled could lead to unexpected sound effects? This person should definitely come with a "Caution: May Fart Easily" warning label! Just imagine the possible chaos in a haunted house or during a surprise party 🎉. Remember folks, always approach with care and avoid any jump scares!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a 'killer' sense of humor 😂💨 Just remember, a true friend will never let you suffer alone in the gas-filled trenches! #FartingForAFriend"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the miraculous healing power of a well-timed fart? 💨🤣 Who needs medicine when you've got nature's own remedy at your disposal! #GasIsTheBestMedicine"

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