93 Funny favorite quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing to do is nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of mastering the noble act of 'doing nothing' – truly a skill to be admired! 😄 Embracing the way of the couch-potato with finesse and panache! 🛋️💤 Keep shining bright in the realm of blissful idleness!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glorious 40s, where discussing the efficiency of a vegetable peeler suddenly becomes an important decision-making factor 🥕🔪 Here's to embracing the quirks and joys of adulthood, one kitchen gadget at a time! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'favorite color debate' – a true test of honesty and friendship! 🌈🤥 It's like asking for honesty in a kaleidoscope world. Betrayal never looked so colorful! 🎨😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on achieving adulthood! 🎉 Who knew that deciding on a favorite gas station would be one of life's defining moments? ⛽ It's all about those high-quality snacks and clean restrooms now! 😂 #AdultingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'guilty pleasure' dilemma 📺😅 Sometimes you've got to embrace the 'so bad, it's good' vibes! Who needs quality when you've got pure entertainment, am I right? Keep binging away, darling! 🍿👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a winning combination! 🤭 Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you've got that kind of confidence? 😂 Keep rockin' that stylish 'less is more' look, my friend! 👕🚫🩲"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, pandas and polar bears!🐼❄️ It's the interesting people's time to shine as the rare and coveted endangered species in our midst. Better protect these fascinating beings before they become extinct from boringness!🦄🌟 #UniqueAndUnicornlike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

  Commentary:
  "Mrs. Doubtfire: the OG stealthy custody hacker! 🤫🎬 Who needs lawyers when you have a wig and a Scottish accent, am I right? 😉 #CustodyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

  Commentary:
  "Polar bears sipping on Coca Cola, just don't forget the marshmallows for their hot cocoa! 🍫🧊🥤❄️ #HolidayGoals #ChillVibes"

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