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Everything is fine and dandy, or is it just what “they” want us to believe? 🤔🌈✨
157 Funny favorite quotes
“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.
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"Unavailable is my spirit animal 🦥🔕😴"
I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.
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Press pause on your chatter, or prepare for a musical déjà vu! 🎵🤐🔁
My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.
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So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷
I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.
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When my pen goes missing, I start questioning my life choices 📎😅 #PenPalPanic
“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”
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Living my best life by doing absolutely nothing and loving every moment of it! 😌🛋️ #ProLevelChillin'
My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.
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Finally, some peace and quiet! 🌙😴 #SilentVictory
“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.
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When life starts sounding like geometry class! 🤓➡️📐
“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.
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When the clock strikes dish o'clock, I'm Cyndi Lauper-ing my way through the suds! ⏰🧽🎶
My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.
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Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️♀️💊