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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My favorite color is sunshine.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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