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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Metallica’s ā€œNothing Else Mattersā€ is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

ā€˜I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite pirate song is ā€œAye of the Tigerā€

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite color is money.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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