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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

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