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Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰
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- Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
- I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?
- Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.
- I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.
- I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.
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"Unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! 🌎🔵 Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! 😄 #RoundAndRoundWeGo" -
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"Looks like it's arachnophobia vs. personal hygiene – a true battle of wills! 🕷🚿 Who knew that a tiny spider could turn a regular shower into a survival challenge? 😅 Hang in there, you're not alone in this (unwanted) adventure!" -
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"Maybe babies secretly have a 'terrifying human' leaderboard in their cribs, with us at the top spot 🥇! Watch out, parents, the tiny tyrants are onto us!! 👶😱" -
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"Ah, the battle-tested warrior of relationships! 💪🏼💍 Who needs fear when you've survived the ultimate challenge? Take that, unknown adversaries! 😂 #MarriageWarrior" -
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"Being afraid of failure and lacking motivation – it's like having a GPS but being too scared to hit 'start' on the journey! 🤷♂️ Don't worry, failure is just the universe redirecting you to success… with a few detours! 🚗💨" -
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"Ah, the struggle of adulting with a lingering fear of detention 🚫⏰. Just when you thought report cards were a thing of the past, here comes the real-world version of 'you're in trouble!' 😅 #AdultingWoest" -
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Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped -
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"Don't worry about ghosts haunting you, worry about the living holding grudges! 👻👻 Who needs ghosts when you've got a lineup of enemies ready to scare you right out of your sleep? 😂 #GhostFreeZone" -
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"Insomniacs who embrace the darkness might have nighty-night problems, but dealing with pitch blackness ain't one! 🌙😴 #SleepingUnderTheStars"
Top Funny Fear Quotes 🔥
- This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
- The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.
- Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.
- At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.
- One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.
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