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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
136 Funny fear quotes
Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.
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Laughing through life like it's my cardio workout 😂💪
Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?
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Uh-oh, trading witty Slack banter for endless "Can you hear me now?" Teams meetings!
Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.
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Mind blown! 🚪✨ Who knew every door was practicing levitation this whole time? 😂
time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.
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Running from time like it's auditioning for a horror movie villain role! 🕒🔪😂
Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?
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Who knew old matches were such pyromaniacs? 🔥🕵️♂️🥴
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?
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Guess I'll have to make some space in the closet for my dreams of a man cave 😂🏠
Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?
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Just waiting for the day when kids say "LOL" instead of laughing out loud, oh wait… 📚🤷♂️😂
It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?
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Beep beep! Who's out there? Are they on a secret mission to find 24-hour donuts? 🍩🚗💤