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Sounds like you've got a bedtime boogeyman 😱😂 #SleepyScaries 😴👻
136 Funny fear quotes
At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.
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Joining the circus one questionable decision at a time 🎪🤡🌲
Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.
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When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods 😅🤝🛍️ #BraveHearts
FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).
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Embracing winter with open arms and closed doors! ❄️🏡😂
Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.
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Being single means more pizza for me and my couch! 🍕🛋️ #SingleByChoice #PizzaPal
Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.
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When your life plan is a plot twist even you didn't see coming 🤦♀️😂🤰❓
No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.
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Sounds like they're living in a glass house and throwing shade! 🌪️🤐🕵️♂️
The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.
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Who needs horror movies when daylight has its own fright fest? 🌞👻😱
My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.
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Facing my fears like a true warrior, one notification at a time! 📱😅🛡️
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
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Brains and cardio? Zombies have it rough! 🧟♂️🥴🚶♂️