107 Funny feel quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! 🎬😂 #ChaosClub"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

  Commentary:
  "With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like you've uncovered a new form of imprisonment—called "Pun-ishment" 😂🔒. Just remember, even in the confinement of dull company, your sense of humor remains your escape plan! 😂🎉🚪

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦‍♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"

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