107 Funny feel quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Who knew that guilt could be such a powerful motivator for writers? Forget about writer's block, this is writer's guilt in full effect! 😅🖋️ Remember, it's not about how often you write, but how often you feel guilty about not writing. Time to embrace the guilt and put those creative juices to work…or at least feel bad about not trying!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perilous world of pillow selection – where one wrong choice can turn a peaceful night's sleep into a chiropractic emergency! 💥😂 Who knew we'd reach an age when a fluffed cushion could be our ultimate foe? Watch out for those treacherously fluffy temptations, my friends! 😆🛌"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

  Commentary:
  "Clams: the original master of hiding in plain sight and making us work way too hard for a tiny snack! 🐚 Maybe they're just teaching us a lesson in the art of patience and perseverance 🤔 or perhaps they're just clamming up when it comes to sharing their goodies! 😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

  Commentary:
  "Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like your brain is a browser with a hundred tabs open? 🧠💻 Welcome to the chaotic world of multitasking where every tab seems to be playing a different sitcom episode! 🤪 Remember to save your progress before your brain crashes! 😂 #MultitaskingMadness"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic gateway to addiction: feeling good. 🤣 Just remember, everything in moderation… especially feeling good! 😜"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between laundry day and procrastination – where even the dryer gets a 'second chance' at drying clothes just to avoid that inevitable folding task! 🙃 #LaundryStruggles #ProcrastinationGoals"

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