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Bat signal: Go, my flying minions! Release your inner Batman, but keep it spooky! 🦇🏰😂
223 Funny feel quotes
I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.
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When you finally find that "adultier" adult, let me know! 🕵️♂️🔍😂
Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.
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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.
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"Ah yes, just dropped a 'furthermore' in my email and instantly transformed into a keyboard wizard 🧙♂️✨✍️"
Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.
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Here we go again with the same old crap 💩😂 deja vu more like deja poo!
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!
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Cheers to aging gracefully—or at least pretending we do after a good glass! 🥃😄 #BourbonTherapy
My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.
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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.
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Swinging that spatula like it's a legendary hammer in a kitchen forge! 🔨🔥😂
If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.
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Domino's trying to sell pizza in Italy is like bringing sand to the beach 😂🍕🇮🇹