Funny fiction quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

  Commentary:
  "Why bother with thrillers when the news is already a full-length horror comedy? 🎥📰😂 #RealityShow"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

  Commentary:
  Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

  Commentary:
  "Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

  Commentary:
  👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"

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