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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Seen just now on Slack:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Spotted on YouTube:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Funny fiction quotes 📚😂 are the perfect recipe to sprinkle laughter into your reading routine! Whether you’re diving into quirky characters or absurd adventures, these witty lines add a splash of humor that makes stories unforgettable. Ready to chuckle, snort, and smile? Let’s celebrate the lighter side of fiction with those clever gems that brighten even the wildest tales! ✨📖😄

New funny fiction quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Commentary:
"Why bother with thrillers when the news is already a full-length horror comedy? 🎥📰😂 #RealityShow"
3 months ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
4 months ago
Share →: As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Commentary:
Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"
6 months ago
Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Commentary:
"Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Commentary:
👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Commentary:
"Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Reported on Reddit:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Seen just now on X:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Making waves on X:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Spotted on Messenger:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Trending via Threads:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Spotted on Facebook:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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