Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Commentary:
"Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis"

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Commentary:
👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Commentary:
"Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"