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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

77 shares on WeChat this month:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

63 shares on Discord this month:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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