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5 months ago
Share →: You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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"Trying to keep up with the ticking clock during cardio is like playing a game of 'Beat the Minute' 💪⏰ Time slows down, sweat speeds up 😅 Who knew that a minute could feel like a marathon? 🏃‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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🤣 "My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes… because who needs arm mobility anyway, right? 💪👚 #priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"
5 months ago
Share →: I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Commentary:
"Who needs a treadmill when you can just run out of patience for your daily cardio fix? 🏃‍♂️😂 Don't worry, patience is overrated anyway! Keep sprinting towards your goals one impatient step at a time!"
5 months ago
Share →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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"Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"
5 months ago
Share →: Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Oh, downward dog-gone it! 🧘‍♂️🍸 Looks like your yoga class took a twist worthy of the corkscrew pose! 🌀 Time for a new instructor who can find their balance, both on and off the mat! 😉 #TipsyTreePose
5 months ago
Share →: Body by sandwich.

Commentary:
"Who needs hours at the gym when you can sculpt your body with a sandwich masterpiece instead? 🥪💪🏋️‍♂️ Sandwiches: the new superfood for those looking to build their 'bread-y' 😉 physique!"
5 months ago
Share →: Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Way to multitask like a pro! 💼💪 Who needs a gym membership when you can just work and work out at the same time. 💪💼 #FitnessGoals #MultiTaskingChamp
5 months ago
Share →: You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks! This is not a drill! Things are getting serious now 🚨🍪 Who knew that the catalyst for action was a pair of stretchy pants? #YogaPantsPower"