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They’re making me do work at work.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Just shared via Discord:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Spotted on Instagram:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Just shared via Facebook:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Broadcasted on X:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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38 Funny flirt quotes

Funny flirt quotes add a playful twist to the art of flirting! 😏😂 From witty one-liners to cheeky remarks, these quotes capture the fun and humor in romantic banter. Enjoy a laugh and get ready to turn up the charm! 😄💘

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1 week ago
Share →: Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Commentary:
"Still waiting patiently over here! 🤔💖 Expecting more top-tier nonsense soon! 😂🎉"
1 month ago
Share →: If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm the missing puzzle piece in the chaos of your life 🧩😜"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Commentary:
"Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"
1 month ago
Share →: Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Commentary:
"Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, world! 🔥 My fabulousness is now in session! 😎✨"
2 months ago
Share →: If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Commentary:
"Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! 🦖🔥😄"
2 months ago
Share →: Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Commentary:
"When she's giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve"
2 months ago
Share →: Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Commentary:
"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Commentary:
"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Just shared via YouTube:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Trending via YouTube:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Breaking via TikTok:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Making waves on Instagram:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Going viral on Facebook:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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