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Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

January is the Monday of the year.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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Seen just now on Slack:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Going viral on Slack:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Making waves on Slack:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Going bananas on Discord:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Just shared via WeChat:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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64 shares on Slack this month:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

46 shares on Instagram this month:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

83 shares on X this month:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

31 shares on Discord this month:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Live now on Slack:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Making waves on Discord:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Going bananas on TikTok:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Making waves on Telegram:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Spotted on WeChat:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Breaking via YouTube:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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