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Funny flirt quotes add a playful twist to the art of flirting! 😏😂 From witty one-liners to cheeky remarks, these quotes capture the fun and humor in romantic banter. Enjoy a laugh and get ready to turn up the charm! 😄💘

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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3 weeks ago

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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3 weeks ago

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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2 months ago

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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2 months ago

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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2 months ago

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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2 months ago

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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2 months ago

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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2 months ago

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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2 months ago

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

81 shares on Discord this month:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Spotted on Instagram:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Making waves on Discord:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Breaking via Slack:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Trending via Twitch:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Live now on Twitch:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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