37 Funny flirt quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm the missing puzzle piece in the chaos of your life 🧩😜"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Women are like apples; I like biting them.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

  Commentary:
  "Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, world! 🔥 My fabulousness is now in session! 😎✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! 🦖🔥😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

  Commentary:
  "When she's giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Does your blood pump that way just for me?

  Commentary:
  "Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

  Commentary:
  "Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

  Commentary:
  "Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"

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