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Funny flirt quotes add a playful twist to the art of flirting! 😏😂 From witty one-liners to cheeky remarks, these quotes capture the fun and humor in romantic banter. Enjoy a laugh and get ready to turn up the charm! 😄💘

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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3 weeks ago

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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3 weeks ago

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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2 months ago

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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2 months ago

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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2 months ago

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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2 months ago

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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2 months ago

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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2 months ago

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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2 months ago

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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2 months ago

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84 shares on Reddit this month:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

69 shares on X this month:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Making waves on Instagram:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Seen just now on X:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Spotted on Twitch:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Breaking via Facebook:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Freshly posted on X:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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