Funny frequency quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

  Commentary:
  Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic journey of aging gracefully – from dismissing every ache and pain as "probably nothing" to realizing it's actually something after all! 🙈👴🔍 Just remember, getting older doesn't mean we have to lose our sense of humor… or our ability to accurately diagnose our own symptoms! 😂👵💬

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