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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.
1 month ago
The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.
3 months ago
My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.
3 months ago