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Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Making waves on WeChat:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Trending via X:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Spotted on YouTube:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Breaking via Twitch:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Live now on YouTube:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on WeChat this month:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

15 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

90 shares on Threads this month:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

37 shares on Threads this month:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

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15,484

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Just shared via Twitch:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Spotted on X:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Spotted on Threads:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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