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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Just landed via Snapchat:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

Just landed via Threads:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

771 Funny fun quotes

Funny fun quotes are all about turning everyday moments into a laugh-out-loud experience! 😆🎉 Whether it’s finding joy in the little things or celebrating the chaos of life, these quotes prove that fun is all about attitude. Get ready to laugh and embrace the silly side of life! 😂🎈🙌

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Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

7 days ago

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As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

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I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

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I love unplanned fun.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

1 week ago

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31 shares on Messenger this month:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is this simulation from Temu?

71 shares on X this month:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

23 shares on X this month:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I am half agony, half hope.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Live now on Slack:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Spotted on TikTok:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

Seen just now on Reddit:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Shared recently on Telegram:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Just landed via Threads:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Making waves on Discord:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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