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521 Funny fun quotes

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn't.

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
I only drink when I people.

I only drink when I people.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
Writing is so fun because you get to google things like "woman names".

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025
Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I am single, please disturb me!

I am single, please disturb me!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025