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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,239

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Just shared via X:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Just shared via Discord:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

Just landed via Discord:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Just shared via YouTube:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Trending via Twitch:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Trending via Pinterest:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

39 shares on Threads this month:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

47 shares on Telegram this month:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

24 shares on Instagram this month:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

93 shares on Discord this month:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,453

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Just landed via Discord:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Trending via Reddit:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Making waves on Messenger:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Trending via Facebook:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Just landed via Telegram:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Making waves on YouTube:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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