Funny quotes hang

19 Funny hang quotes

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025