32 Funny hang quotes

• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

• Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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  2 months ago

  decision, hang, hanging, hanging out, humor, i, just, kind, life, life decision, procrastination, reflection, self, self-reflection, should, something, wonder

• Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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  2 months ago

  3, am, dislike, friend, going, hang, hangout, home, i, late, late night, night, only, person, place, sleepover, socializing, spending, still

• I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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  2 months ago

  age, age gap, am, definitely, feel, feeling, feeling young, gap, hang, humor, i, nope, people, self-awareness, socializing, still, thirty, twenty, young

• Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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  2 months ago

  apology, communication, enough, excuse, hang, humor, i, know, socializing, sorry, vocabulary, words

• Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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  2 months ago

  activity, attitude, even, friendship, fun, fun activity, hang, heart, humor, i, kindness, laugh, laughter, lot, loyalty, me, mess, positive, positive attitude, Spongebob

• I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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  2 months ago

  around, bear, casual, eat, eating, friends, hang, hanging, hanging out, humor, i, just, pantsless, pooh, Pooh Bear, relaxed, want

• Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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  2 months ago

  activity, coworker, coworkers, friend, friends, fun, fun activity, hang, hang out, stop, work, working

• Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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  2 months ago

  across, airport, airport experience, country, experience, flying, Funny, hang, humor, mall, oh, travel, travel humor

• Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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  2 months ago

  dynamic, friendship, gender, hang, humor, LGBTQ, men, orientation, relationships, sexual, sexual orientation, social, social dynamic, stereotypes, straight, why, women

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