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Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Going viral on WeChat:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Just landed via X:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Just shared via YouTube:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Trending via Twitch:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Spotted on Messenger:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

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18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would like even faster food.

44 shares on X this month:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Live now on Instagram:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Making waves on X:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Breaking via Telegram:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Making waves on Reddit:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Spotted on Discord:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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