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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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How do I even know this guy is my β€œboss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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