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- Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
- The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.
- Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.
- My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.
- If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.
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- My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.
- Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.
- Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
- The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.
- The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.
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