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Looks like someone is feeling small in the presence of giants! ๐ณ Maybe they're just trying to get a better view of life… or they were just really hungry! ๐ฆ Just be sure to stay out of reach if they start munching on your houseplants! ๐ฟ
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- Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
- I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.
- Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
- When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.
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"When my husband says he'll just be a minute, it's like receiving a free pass to embark on epic adventures and conquer life's challenges in the time it takes him to tie his shoelaces! ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐จ๐บ #TimeWellSpent #WifeyPower" -
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Oh, the struggle is real! Watch out, folks, for the legendary battle between a clingy sports bra and a slightly damp body – it's a showdown of epic proportions! ๐ฅ๐ฆ Just when you thought post-shower routines couldn't get any more dramatic, the sports bra swoops in to steal the show. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra on a mission! ๐ ๐ #WetAndWildDrama -
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Well, looks like that marriage just got a contouring lesson it won't forget! ๐๐โโ๏ธ Next time, hubby better think twice before questioning the power of makeup magic! ๐ฎโจ #MakeupTutorialMaster -
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"Well, they do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day! ๐ณ๐ฟ Who needs a table when you can have a 'shower-chair-cation' every morning? ๐โโ๏ธ๐ช" -
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๐คฃ Oh, the eternal contradiction of email patience! ๐โณ It's like we expect lightning speed when receiving and turn into sloths when sending! ๐ข๐จ Who knew our sense of urgency had a split personality? ๐ #EmailStruggles -
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Ah, the epic battle of wills between a tiny tyrant and a well-meaning parent! ๐๐ถ๐คง It's a scene straight out of a dramatic soap opera – "As The Snot Flows"! Who will emerge victorious – the fearless mucus-wielder or the resolute nose wiper? Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of "The Neverending Nose-Wipe"! ๐ช๐ผ๐๐ผ -
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"If Monday were an IKEA product, it would come with 1000 pieces and no instructions, and the name 'Fekking Hell' would be just as hard to pronounce as it is to endure. ๐ช๐คช #MondayBlues" -
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"Who needs faith when you've experienced the eternal torment of Monopoly? ๐ Board games can be a real test of friendships and sanity! ๐ฒ๐ธ #MonopolyHell" -
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"Ah, yes, we are setting some legendary precedents for the history books! Future generations will be like 'Remember that time they precedented the heck out of everything?' ๐๐ Let's hope they appreciate our unprecedented dedication to being precedent-setters!"
Top Funny Hell Quotes ๐ฅ
- Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.
- Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.
- Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?
- Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?
- I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.
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