115 Funny honesty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a great reminder that a little controversy never hurt anyone! 🤷‍♂️ Keep stirring that pot and watch the haters roll in – it means you're doing something right! 😏💁‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

  Commentary:
  "When you catch them red-handed and they vanish into thin air like a magician realizing their trick's up 🎩🐰 Poof! And just like that, the disappearing act of the century is complete. Adios, ghosters!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

  Commentary:
  "Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew honesty could be such a relationship cheat code? 🕵️‍♂️ No need for detective work when you're not dating a master of deception! 💔 Keep it real, folks!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'ask a silly question, get a silly answer'! 😜 Embrace the madness and watch them run for the hills! 🏃‍♂️💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a playful take on that quote:

  "Just imagine the world if Pinocchio's nose rule applied! 🤥👃📏 We'd have a forest of noses sprouting up faster than you can say 'fib'! 🌳😂 Who needs lie detectors when we have lying noses to give us away? 🚫🤥👃 #TruthTellersUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs blessings incognito when you can have them flaunting their fabulousness in plain sight? Bring on the blessings that shine so bright, they blind you with their magnificence! 🎉✨ #NoMoreDisguisesNeeded"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
  Me: I don’t. I just need money. 💸💼

  Well, honesty is the best policy, right? Who needs passion when you have bills to pay! 🤣 #JobGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't life just a series of epic performances sprinkled with a touch of drama and a pinch of embellishment? 🎭😂 Remember, it's all just a dress rehearsal until the final curtain call! Why not add some jazz hands and a fabulous finale to your story? 💃🕺💫

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