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Spill the tea and let your inner detective shine! 🕵️♀️☕️😆
190 Funny honesty quotes
School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.
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Guess I'll have to start renting a fancy car for my next reunion 🚗💨😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”
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I'm fully informed to admit my lack of information! 🤔😂📚
I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?
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When you realize holding onto the corner of a fitted sheet is the most committed relationship you’ve ever been in 😂🛏️
Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?
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Mind-blowing concept, right? 🤯 Who knew that silence could be so… educated? 🤔🤐
“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.
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When someone asks why they would lie to you, it's like a mosquito asking why it bites. Nature, my friend, nature. 🦟😂
I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.
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Guess I'd rather be roasted than buttered up! 🔥😂
I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.
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Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… 🤥🔋➡️🤭📏🚫
I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.
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Why go from zero to hero when you can just start at zero? 😎🎯
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
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When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️