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5 months ago
Share →: I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Commentary:
"Oops, my face has a mind of its own! 😂 Honestly, it's like a separate entity just reacting to your words without my permission. 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Expressions may vary wildly during conversation!' 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Commentary:
"Who needs read receipts when you can keep your 'I didn't see your message' game strong? 🙈📵 Might as well maintain that aura of mystery and keep people guessing, am I right? 😉 #StealthyTexting"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Commentary:
"Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse"
5 months ago
Share →: Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the world of job interviews, it's a game of give and take! 🤥💼 Don't be afraid to put your acting skills to the test just like they are 😉 #JobInterviewTactics"
5 months ago
Share →: If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Commentary:
Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!
5 months ago
Share →: Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Commentary:
🎅🏼 "Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff." 🤣 Looks like someone is mastering the art of independence and self-reliance! Who needs Santa when you've got your own shopping skills? 🛍️💁‍♂️ Just remember to treat yourself extra nice this holiday season – you deserve it! 😉✨
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Commentary:
"If life gives you lemons, I'll create a lemonade stand that sells theoretical physics lessons 🍋📚 Who needs solutions when you can have mind-bending puzzles? Let's make chaos fashionable again! 🔥💥 #ProblemSolverExtraordinaire"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least we have clarity! 🙃 Who needs shyness when you have such discerning taste in companions, right? 😉 #JustNotFeelingIt"
5 months ago
Share →: Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect excuse for cheeky comments and sassy comebacks! 😈💬 After all, why insult with just any part of your heart when you can go straight for the bottom? 🙊💔 Just remember to sprinkle some love in there too! ❤️😜"
5 months ago
Share →: How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"