115 Funny honesty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least this person gets points for being honest about not trying 😂👏 Who needs actual effort when you've got a good excuse ready, right? #TriedButNotReally"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

  Commentary:
  "Let's face it, finally freeing the ladies from bra captivity is truly a bra-tiful moment! 🙌🎉 Who needs a sunset when you have that glorious release at the end of the day? 😂 #FreeTheGirls"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

  Commentary:
  “When life gives you sass, respond with class 😏🤯 #SarcasmVersusDiplomacy”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

  Commentary:
  📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

  Commentary:
  Well, someone's pants are definitely on fire! 🔥 Looks like the complaint department is open for business after all! 😄#CaughtInTheAct 🤥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't fake it anymore – my 'pretend to like you' days are behind me, just like my ability to pull an all-nighter without feeling it the next day. 😜👵 #KeepingItReal #NoFilter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic game of "Excuse Roulette" where each excuse is like a different piece of colorful candy in a candy store 🍬🎲! It's all fun and games until you realize you've exhausted your excuse inventory and you're left with the good old "my dog ate my homework" 🐶📚. Time to get creative and think outside the box!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like you're brewing up some culinary magic! 🧙‍♀️ Who needs a recipe when you've got that fabulous witchy touch? Just don't forget the eye of newt and toe of frog! 😉🍲

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