funny Britain quotes - Wordgag

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

May 24, 2026

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

May 6, 2026

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Apr 1, 2026

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Mar 30, 2026