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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Making waves on Discord:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Just shared via Discord:

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

Trending via YouTube:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Live now on Threads:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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56 shares on WeChat this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

67 shares on Threads this month:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Going viral on WeChat:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Going bananas on TikTok:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Going viral on Discord:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Making waves on Discord:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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