Funny innuendo quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

  Commentary:
  All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Killing me softly with his schlong.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's experiencing a musical interlude of a different kind! 🎶🍆 Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone hits a high note… 😂 #AwkwardlyCatchyTunes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to quit sexual innuendos? That's a hard task indeed! 😏 Stay strong, we believe in you… or do we? 😉 #InnuendoOverload"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments 😂🥒! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! 🥗🛏️ #FoodForThought"

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