Killing me softly with his schlong.

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's experiencing a musical interlude of a different kind! 🎶🍆 Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone hits a high note… 😂 #AwkwardlyCatchyTunes"

I'm trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it's so hard.

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Commentary:
"Trying to quit sexual innuendos? That's a hard task indeed! 😏 Stay strong, we believe in you… or do we? 😉 #InnuendoOverload"

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments 😂🥒! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! 🥗🛏️ #FoodForThought"