Commentary:
All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
Funny innuendo quotes
Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.
Commentary:
"That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"
Killing me softly with his schlong.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's experiencing a musical interlude of a different kind! 🎶🍆 Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone hits a high note… 😂 #AwkwardlyCatchyTunes"
I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.
Commentary:
"Trying to quit sexual innuendos? That's a hard task indeed! 😏 Stay strong, we believe in you… or do we? 😉 #InnuendoOverload"
The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments 😂🥒! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! 🥗🛏️ #FoodForThought"