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Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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372 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,641

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 12, 2026

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Seen just now on Discord:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Trending via Reddit:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Breaking via Twitch:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Going viral on Facebook:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on TikTok this month:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

90 shares on Discord this month:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

19 shares on Threads this month:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

22 shares on Slack this month:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Hot Jokes 💥

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If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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372 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,641

Funny Quotes Topics

17,685

Funny Quotes Images

15,641

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,576

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Just landed via Snapchat:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Going viral on Threads:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I am half agony, half hope.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Just shared via Discord:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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