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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.
Every room is a panic room if someone farts.
I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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5 months ago
Share →: A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Commentary:
Introducing the latest dating app sensation for the bashful and reserved – Mumble! 🤐💕 Who needs smooth-talking charmers when you can connect with someone through awkward silences and shy smiles? Swipe right and let the mumbling magic begin! 😉✨#ShyAndReadyToMingle #MumbleOnIndeed
5 months ago
Share →: Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"
5 months ago
Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"
5 months ago
Share →: Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Commentary:
It seems like there's no middle ground when it comes to frolicking with you! 🤣🕺 Whether it's a chaotic dance party or an intense rivalry, you always bring that extra flair to the situation! 💥 Let's hope everyone can keep up with your energetic frolicking style! 🌟
5 months ago
Share →: Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Commentary:
"Causing chaos at the wedding with a side of passive aggressiveness and a sprinkle of confusion. 🎉💩 Who needs a reality TV show when you have this live drama unfolding? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a good ol' cup of coffee to trick the IT guy into thinking you're a tech genius! ☕️💻😄 Just remember, the real power of Java is the coffee kind, not the programming language!"
5 months ago
Share →: As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Commentary:
"Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Commentary:
"Networking more with colleagues sounds like a great idea… until the 10th 'How was your weekend?' conversation in a row 🙃👔 #IntrovertProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'liquid courage meets intense gaze' situation. 🍸👀 It's like a high-stakes game of staring contest with a twist – and by twist, I mean the potential for awkward confessions and questionable decisions! Proceed with caution, folks. 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Commentary:
"Imagine having a personal 'personal space alarm' that beeps whenever someone invades your bubble. 🚗💥😂 It would definitely make navigating through crowded places a lot more entertaining!"