93 Funny internet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

  Commentary:
  "Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same… I also perform better with a little treat every now and then 🍪😅 #CookieLoversUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the ultimate online showdown: Naked Debates! 💻🔥 Watch as passionate individuals bare it all, both emotionally and literally, while engaging in riveting political discussions. Who said politics couldn't be entertaining and revealing at the same time? 💬🔞 #NakedPolitics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hobbies and family when you can spend hours arguing with strangers online? 💻🤣 Remember, the internet never sleeps, but your loved ones might if you don't log off! #OnlineWarrior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet relief of autumn – the season when our internet feed is gracefully saved from the pesky invasion of toes and flip-flops! 🍁🍂 No more awkward encounters with unsuspecting feet, just cozy socks and pumpkin spice vibes ahead! 😄👣 #FallFeels"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, losing all your tabs is truly a modern-day tragedy! 🔥😱 The struggle is real – we feel your pain like the ancient scholars of Alexandria losing their precious scrolls! 📚💻 #TechTragedy #LibraryOfAlexandriaWho

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the female brain – akin to the internet, where nothing truly disappears! 🤯🙈 It's like trying to erase that embarrassing photo from your phone, only for it to resurface at the most inconvenient moment! 📸💥 So remember, be careful what you input into the female brain – it has a mind of its own! 😉💭

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

  Commentary:
  🦝 "Looks like someone's been spending a bit too much time in the trash… or maybe just on the internet! It's all fun and games until you start getting the sudden urge to hoard shiny objects, right? Stay paw-sitive, my friend! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

  Commentary:
  Well, the Internet was supposed to be the time-saving hero we all needed, but here we are, spending hours watching cat videos and scrolling through endless memes 🕰️⏳😂 Time flies when you're having Wi-Fi!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs reliable internet anyway when you have the thrill of being mysteriously kicked out of every Zoom gathering? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unexpected hiatus and let your unreliable connection become the real MVP of your work-from-home experience! 💻🚫 #UnintentionalDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect crime – burying a dead body among the endless sea of unread articles and forgotten tabs! 👀💻 Just make sure you don't accidentally close that tab when you're deep into the article… 🚫🔍 #TechSavvyMurderMystery"

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