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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Commentary:
"Stick with me and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride – straight to the land of questionable decisions and detours! 🎢😅 Buckle up, you're in for a wild (and possibly questionable) adventure! 🤣"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Commentary:
"Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's ready to upgrade from ironic coincidences to full-blown cutlery battles! 🔪🥄 Watch out, we've got a spoon enthusiast on the loose! 😂"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Commentary:
"Seems like people really love their Roombas… until it's time to let them spread their wings and venture into the wild! 🤖🦋 #FreeTheRoombas"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Commentary:
"Seems like a classic case of 'love from afar, but hold your nose up close' 🧀💨 Maybe we all just need our space when it comes to cheese and its aromas! 😄"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Commentary:
"Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Commentary:
Well, that's a tough question! 🤔 Maybe it depends on if you're more rhythmically inclined or more of a quick thinker. 💃🥊 Just remember, violence is never the answer… unless you're in a dance battle! 💃🕺 #DanceFloorShowdown
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Commentary:
"Oh, the perils of overthinking and getting caught in the act! 😅 Next time, consider thinking about what you're thinking about before thinking about thinking… Or just pretend to have deep thoughts about the mysteries of the universe instead! 🤔🤭"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Commentary:
"Advice givers: masters of wisdom for everyone else, but total amateurs when it comes to taking their own advice! 🤔😂 It's like a never-ending loop of well-meaning contradictions! 🔄 #AdviceOverfloweth"