85 Funny kid quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that 4-year-old has a stand-up comedy career in the making! 🎤 Who needs plans when you have a mini comedian on the loose? 😄 #FutureComedyStar"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: Going from 'Yaaas!' ⚾ to 'Thank you, rain gods! ☔' in the blink of an eye. The real MVPs here are the clouds! ☁️ #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

  Commentary:
  "Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. 📱💁‍♂️ Back in my day, we had to manually type in HTML codes for our MySpace layouts! 😂 #ThrowbackThursday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

  Commentary:
  "I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there's also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦‍♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

  Commentary:
  "Want to know the most expensive item in a store? Just bring a kid along and witness them turn detective and break things with their special 'Oops I Did It Again' superpower! 💸🕵️‍♂️🚨 #KidDetective"

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