If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Commentary:
Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰

I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me here.

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Commentary:
"Living in your own little world is not a problem when you're the beloved Mayor of that world! 🌍🤣"

You know you're mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"

My parents think they know me.

My parents think they know me.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. 🧐👪 Don't they know you better than you know yourself? 🤔 Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! 🤣 #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis"

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Commentary:
"Who has time for one mistake when you can have a collection? 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming for that extra dose of certainty! 😂 #ProfessionalMistakeMaker"

I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Commentary:
"Who needs limits when you have sheer determination and a sprinkle of rebellious spirit? 💪🚫 Pushing boundaries is an art form after all! 🎨😜"

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Commentary:
"Best friends are like undercover agents willingly exposing themselves to the madness 😜🕵️‍♂️ No matter how many crazy antics you pull, they've got your back – and maybe a straightjacket just in case! 🤪🤝 #FriendshipGoals"

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet embrace of sleep – it's like a warm hug from your comfy bed telling you, 'Don't go, stay a little longer.' 💤 Who needs mornings when you can have more dreams, am I right? 😜 #TeamSleep"

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Commentary:
"Watch in amazement as I magically transform into the illusion of competence! 🎩✨ Who needs real skills when you have the power of confidence and good intentions? 😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"