Funny quotes late

64 Funny late quotes

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

1 month ago

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

1 month ago

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

1 month ago

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

1 month ago

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

2 months ago

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

2 months ago

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

3 months ago

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

3 months ago

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

3 months ago

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

3 months ago

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

3 months ago

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

3 months ago