82 Funny late quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my soulmate missed the train… probably stuck in traffic behind a herd of turtles! 🚂🐢😆"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My plan is to die young as late as possible.

  Commentary:
  "Forever young, but not a minute early! 🕒😎👴"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're having… naps! 😴🕒😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts"

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