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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

3 months ago

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

3 months ago

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

3 months ago

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

3 months ago