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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Just landed via Messenger:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Freshly posted on X:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Spotted on Facebook:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Just shared via X:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Just shared via Telegram:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Making waves on Slack:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

The peace of not knowing.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

78 shares on X this month:

Self-cleaning conscience.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Just shared via Threads:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Breaking via Discord:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The older I get, no.

Just shared via Reddit:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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