Funny lean quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

  Commentary:
  Well, if your goal is to make a lasting impression, giving a wet willy might just do the trick! 💦😂 Just be prepared for your date's reaction to be a mix of surprise, delight, and maybe a slight urge to retaliate! 👉👂 But hey, who said first dates have to be conventional, right? 🤷‍♂️🤪

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁‍♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

  Commentary:
  "Life is full of unexpected plot twists, just like thinking you're in for a chill 'lean-back' moment, only to be rudely introduced to the world of 'balancing act on a stool' 😂🪑 #UnexpectedChairDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs tissues when you have a dog? 🐶❤️ Your furry friend is just helping you with your hydration levels! #DogHugsAreTheBest"

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