Funny location quotes

• Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

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• Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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  2 months ago

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• I am not in a good place, geographically.

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  2 months ago

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• “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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  2 months ago

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• Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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  2 months ago

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