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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Being social sucks all my energy.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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